take a picture, it'll last longer

i spent the day looking at naked people. i wasnt at the beach or anything, just admiring some of the best art in the world. i saw the david, over 10 bucks for one statue, and it was well worth it! u cant take pictures there, which stinks, but who am i kidding, of course i took pictures, it's me! i got some decent ones, and it was a fun game, avoiding the security people. i overheard some girls commenting about how all the sculptors back in the day had a funny way of portraying the male anatomy. do people seriously not know what circumcision is?!!

i didn't realize we had our own language. "you speak american" is what a lady said to me after i asked to borrow a pen. she was from boston, and i didn't know if she would take it as a joke if i told her that the american language requires pronouncing your Rs.